Shez – Hero of the English Language

Hey Shez – here’s that poem (circa 1983) I found in a box at Christmas!

And for those finding it a little difficult to read:

English
English is a language,
A language of the past
A series of old words
Worse than bottom blasts.

English is of Chaucer
Of Shakespeare and of Ross
No-one wants to speak English
No-one gives a toss.

For those learning English
Sitting bored in class
I doesn’t need any grammar
You can stick it up your ass.

So as a sort of conclusion
Wether it be language or lit
The whole goddamn subject
Is a pile of shit.

Written in English by Shez

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One Response to Shez – Hero of the English Language

  1. Shez says:

    Strangely enough I got O-level English Language Grade A and Literature Grade B. God knows how. And my handwriting is much worse now. Thank you for finding such a gem – I can’t remember ever writing it, but it gave me a laugh.–>

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